What a difference a decade makes...
Then: this year, i shall NOT get drunk.
Now: This year I'm hoping to go to a party which serves drinks that are Not in a spill-proof cup
Then: This year, I shall meet my prince Charming
Now: This year, i hope the Prince still remains charming
Then: Greatest Achievements: radical new building design
now: Greatest Achievements: potty training Pickwick
Then: Most often heard singing: Comfortably Numb
Now: Most often heard singing: Do Re Mi
Then: Ambition: Aga Khan Award for Architectural Excellence
Now: Ambition: Making it home before Pickwick's asleep
Then: idea of a Fun night out: Noisy Disco getting pickled
now: Idea of a fun night out: Any Night out is fun, as long as it's a. Child friendly
b. resistant to breakage
c. lets you get back home without any trips to A & E
Then: fun adventure – para gliding in Goa
Now: fun adventure – a guilty trip to the movies minus Pickwick
Then: happiest when – alone with work and music
Now: happiest when – alone with Pickwick and Music
Then: late nights – back home at four, nap, shower and out of the house at seven
Now: late nights – back home at eleven, sing baby to sleep, load dishwasher, load washing machine, do three sentences of quiet reading, and just as your head touches the pillow, it's morning again – as happily pointed out by a Gleeful Pickwick bouncing on your tummy
Then: Tummy – flat and meant for flaunting
Now: tummy – soft and meant for supporting little (and not-so-little)heads while sleeping
Then: pencil test – passed with flying colours
Now: wont even pass a rolling pin test
Then: when buying clothes, make sure they fit, and the rest is taken care of by mommy
Now: when buying, make sure they're stain resistant, crease resistant and drool resistant. And oh – wait for the sales.
Then: choosy about food – I'm not putting that into my mouth
Now: food? As long as I'm not cooking, who cares?
Then: idea of a good house – fit for the architectural digest
Now: idea of a good house – one where Pickwick wont manage to cause major harm to either himself or the furniture
Then: Idea of travel - 2 pair of jeans and plenty of clean undies, trusty SLR
Now: Idea of travel - 2 pairs of jeans, plenty of clean undies, baby buggy, six pairs of spare clothing, healthy snacky food, juice, sunhat, first aid kit... and baa lamb if there's space
Then: Nothing cheers you up like good food and the company of good friends
NOw: Nothing cheers you up like good food and the company of good friends
Glad to know some things never change...
28 comments:
then: awesome post
now: awesome post
how old is pickwick now? has he met the queen yet?
Iyer: theng ewe...
PIckwick is 2 and a half. and he's met plenty of queens here whom he politely calls - pretty uncles!
:-)
No diapers in your travel kit? I used to need a separate suitcase just for them. Oh wait... you've potty trained Pickwick already!
LOL!! lovely post...
Simbly soopper ... much fun and this is the way my own elder sister is going to end up I guess ...
thnkew ..
This is one ROFL post!
-Nikhil
:) lovely post....
Lovely.. came here thru Desi Pundit.. its suppose to be humorous but i do feel a ting of sadness too.. correct me if i am wrong..
Too good!!
Cam here via Desipundit!
hey wow!I'm touched by the many comments! thanks!
cloudy: almost- it's funny, but he's completely potty trained when i'm around, but he won't 'go' with anybody else.
Mathew: thanks! :)
egg'ed: If all goes well, this is the way YOU'll end up as well.
NIkhil: :) yes, other people's misery alwys gives us great joy.lol.
Chandni: thanks!
Iya: erm... more like nostalgia. would you call nostalgia a tad sad?
Silverine: thanks! no idea i was on Desipundit
oh finally! ur awake and post is v phunny
nice..nostalgic..seems like uve been a tad lonely off late..
Hilarious ... and yes the last thing alone never changes. I am happy in the now.
i simply adore you - if only pickwick turns out like you- the legacy would continue
i miss you and your wise ones
blossomes? eet ees ewe? welcomes backe.
loca: yes, back from the dead, eh?
trooper: again, nostalgic yes, lonely? not quite. still doen't stop you from missing your 'usual gang of idiots', though. :)
Maduraiveeran: attaboy!
Ruch: come over to London! we'll have an absolute ball!;)
bloom: ais, ais. 'ow ees? ewe be missing me, ais? ewe have not eaten out lately? our 'gluttons' be languishing!
Fantastic post....looks like its been a hectic life for you. I'm sure if left to you, you would even carry the tricycle in your baggage , if it meant the kid keeps quiet and lets you rest on your holiday...
at least I would :(
eye knows blossomes. our gluttons ees malnurished. ewe likes my pun? eye eats outs and gets runs. so how eye writes? ewe tell!
prats: i would, i would!! only, i KNOW that after exactly 5.86 seconds, pickwick would either get bored or tired, and i'd end up carrying both him and the tricycle!
Bloom: ayyo! so you are now doings a run on the blogg! how ewes liking my puns? very 'currant' no?
@Sense - Thanks for the kind comment. I don't usually go near to anything smelling poetry. I suck at understanding poetry. I am still struggling with JAlfred Prufrock ...
-egghead
Egg'ed: well, there's always Nash. you must love Nash. nobody in his right mind can detest Nash.
Well Nash I don't know. John Nash was it?
surely you jest! I was refering to Nash, first name : Ogden. There's going to be no Country for ol' Sense, now.
Got that "sense". Well "Its going to hurt just a little bit"...baaah!! Period.
egg'ed!: awww, just as we were getting warmed up... how 'bout a comma, for now? or a semi colon?
@sense - Well well if you understand poetry then adopt "tyros" like me and teach ...And for that semi colon thingie, lets agree on a comma maybe :)
Great fun anyways.
lovely !
This needs to be published!
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