Monday, October 16, 2006

Back Room Business

I have seen the backs of more restaurants and pubs than I care to remember. Now I know what you’re thinking… get your mind out of the gutter- that’s NOT how Pickwick was conceived. In fact it is precisely because of Pickwick that I have the … er… privilege of visiting these places. Well, it’s either visiting the back room, or flashing unsuspecting customers, making them swallow their soup the wrong way. Very unsettling. And totally bad for business. So in the interest of his regulars, the owners/ managers of these places generally give me a guided tour of their back rooms.

The back rooms Or in some cases glorified broom closets) of these restaurants are mighty interesting places. Not only do you find the occasional odd creatures all limbs intertwined (which makes you immediately want to separate them with a water hose and yell at them while holding Pickwick aloft ‘Exhibit A’) but also the friendly neighborhood spider (who’s NEVER as delectable as the movies), the inquisitive rodent and despicable stars of ‘Joe’s apartment’ (why aren’t they on the endangered list?)

What is interesting to note is you learn a lot about the place and the people who work there from the back rooms. For example, you see a neatly folded trouser and shirt all nicely tucked into a plastic bag, and you KNOW you want that man serving you at the table. You see the carelessly tossed jeans along with the body hugging t-shirt and you can safely surmise that this man is here to fulfill his tinsel town dreams. You see the worn half shirt neatly pressed, and you can imagine the wife faithfully ironing out this chap’s shirts and he trudges off to work. Once you head back to your table it then becomes an interesting game- to put a face to the clothes in the back room. Naturally these are often met with very strange looks- since this is probably the first time any patron will be looking so hard at the waiters and Maitre D’- with a knowing smirk on her face, no less…

You can also hazard a guess if the water’s safe to drink at this place, from the back rooms- I mean one look at where they store their tipple and as Wodehouse would put it- All Is Revealed. You may well wonder where all this is leading to- and I don’t blame you- in this post I have rambled on more than usual (which is like saying that the Mahabharata was just a tad long-ish). At the risk of sounding repetitive, All, as they say, will be Reveled- I’m dabbling with the idea of starting off a restaurant critique from a ‘back-room’ point of view. Just wanted to know if it would pique anyone’s interest or am I the only odd-ball restaurant voyeur in blogdom.

6 comments:

Instinctive Traveller said...

no. no. no. no. (droooool!) i love food too. and food talk. and food. (slurp). and food. and food. and food.

Keshi said...

do they allow u to go to the kitchens unless ur a food inspector?

Keshi.

Sensorcaine said...

bloom: and did you forget food?

Keshi: good to have you back...yeah- kitchens are out of bounds, but back rooms are a different story.

Cloudy said...

hahahaha been there, seen 'em :) I used to walk into fitting rooms with baby and no clothes! ...er... no clothes to try on, that is...

La vida Loca said...

funny :D
also heres wishing u, pickwick and the lamb(as everybody seems to call ur hubby) a happy diwali

Sensorcaine said...

Cloudy: Ha! did you also insist on the security pushing a chair into the room? even if the chair wouldn't fit?

loca: the lamb's anything but. think wolf- or fox, if you may, in sheep's clothing.
Happy Diwali to you too!