Friday, February 10, 2006

Dog (?) Tagged!

I have been tagged by Anjaan.

The Rules of the game are:
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. You need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Ze purrfect Love(r)

First off, I think it's an oxymoron- I mean, how can he be perfect if he's male???

OK. OK. calm down... I have this women's Lib. thing out of my system now, with that last shot. Now for some serious business...

1. Vitruvian man: hey, shoot me for having an artistic eye!

2. SOH: I know its been done to death, but I can't emphasise enough how vital this is. Any man who can't laugh at the world and occasionally at himself, ain't for me. (for my part, I shall refrain from laughing at him at the most inappropriate moments, like in front of his boss, when he's in the buff- the two being mutually exclusive, mind you.)

3. Mover and Shaker: No No, don't get me wrong- I'm not a social climber. I mean he should know his way around a dance floor. There's nothing more attractive than a man who's in complete control of his hands, feet, elbows and other sundry body parts when grooving to the music.

4. Vanity thy name is turn-off: Taking pride in your appearance, clipping unwanted hair from nose and ears, avoiding BO and regular bathing is acceptable. Discussing the latest beauty product to avoid wrinkles, being more woried about getting a tan and spending more time in front of the mirror than me is NOT.

5. Friend- Friendly: I have my set of friends. Now he may not like my friends, in fact he can even think they all belong in a menagerie, but he has to like my having friends. The feeling shall be reciprcated in kind- he can have his Boys' Night Out, so long as he doesn't show up the next morning with a bra peeking out of his trousers and lipstick on his cuff (who kisses people on their cuffs and collars, anyways, is what I'd like to know!).

6. Music be the food of love: Music- of any kind is to be appreciated. The day applied physics takes precedence over music, please don't let the door hit you on the way out!

7. Boys Don't Cry: The glistening of the eye, the surreptitious wiping of a tear is Great! Bawling because the bahu in some soap has been subjected to whatever injustice bahus in such soaps normally get subjected to makes me a tad bit uncomfortable.

8. R-E-S-P-E-C-T: and I don't meant just me. There's a lot that can be said about a man from the way he treats his mother, when he gives up his seat to a young lady with a screaming toddler, stops at traffic lights even when on-one's watchng, or there's no one in the approaching lane or when has a serious conversation with a five-year old.

Well, there it is. It's not a complete yet, but it's a start!

My turn to tag people:

Ideasmith: Coz I'd be fascinated to know...

Traveller: The Doppelganger

Joo: Should have an interesting take- if oyu can get a straight answer from him

Creatiwitty: Feel free to entendre away!

I stop, coz the list of blogger I know ends here.

13 comments:

Anjaan said...

Thanx for taking up the challenge! :)

And sweetie.. I know people who kiss people on their cuffs and collars!!! hehe.
I like the Boys dont cry post the best! Poor hubby of urs! ;)

Sensorcaine said...

anjaan- :D u do? how silly! i though the fun was to go beyond the cuffs and collars!!

IdeaSmith said...

Blaady hell....how low do u stoop woman???? Can I pretend to not know you?

IdeaSmith said...

And fer gaawdzzake change this damn template. Black font on black background is not legible! *grumble grumble*

Instinctive Traveller said...

ayyo! blossome! you asking me opinions! i blushings! you pliss not tellings but i wearing sox that not seeing water for... i forgetting. i removing my shoes now or nott?

Sensorcaine said...

Traveller: Shoes or no shoes! Need the answer. maybe you look for women who wash your sox- or better yet- think stinky sox are a turn-on!!! howzzat?

Instinctive Traveller said...

i boughting new sox. i showing u?

Sensorcaine said...

bloom: when u getting haircut? and are your sox pink? HOT Pink?

avi said...

sensorcaine does not what sensorcaine says!

Sensorcaine said...

avi: in the immortal words of Tim 'the toolman' Taylor, "heinh??!!". Kindly elaborate.

Instinctive Traveller said...

eef u taking cares of my lice, i cutting hairs blossome.

Sensorcaine said...

Bloom: lies? ewe are lying about the hot pink sox,bloom???

Instinctive Traveller said...

illai! i telling truth wonly. i scratching heads also without hurrrting lice. i should getting hot pink sox?